St. Maarten/St. Martin
Cathy Cole
The weather was warm and sunny, and I’ve never seen so many butterflies in
my life. As soon as we docked, they began fluttering around our balcony,
and the bushes and hills were full of them. The MI and I headed off the
ship, and found a van to Orient Beach for $5 each (up to $9 each if you
are the only ones in the vehicle). Orient Beach was glorious, and we had
no problem finding chairs and an umbrella to rent. We just strode up to
the nearest empty set, and within 2 minutes a gentleman appeared to
collect our $15 for two chairs and umbrella. There were a few vendors
walking the beach, but they were very polite and not pushy at all. In back
of the beach was an area of little restaurants, rest rooms, and shops, so
it was a very relaxing beach experience. I proceeded to take my leisurely
walk down the beach and although I was aware of it ahead of time, I had
put out of my mind that this was a “clothing optional facility”. I was
sobered immediately to say the least when I came upon a rather elderly
gentleman strolling along in his birthday suite. This sparked my return to
the chairs where the MI (who had not forgotten about the “rules”) was
certainly enjoying the sights (you see, the MI may be melancholy but he’s
not dead). After a couple of hours, we caught a cab back to town for
shopping. The cab driver for our trip back was even more colorful than the
one in Nassau. He delightfully pointed out that a woman smiling in the
stopped car next to us was his “ex” who had shot him in the groin about a
year and a half ago. This made the MI nervous but slightly amused. The
town wasn’t nearly as large or nice an area as in St. Thomas, but the
prices were excellent, especially for liquor and resort wear. The MI
purchased several cigars to enjoy on the balcony, and 3 tropical shirts
for $20, which appeared to be the highlight of his trip so far. We were
able to walk back to the ship, a little over a mile, and made it back in
plenty of time before we left at about 7:00 pm.